I feel like such a porn star

Not so long ago River said something about me spanking her. Like she wanted me to, or like I wanted to. That’s strange. I don’t think I’d ever mentioned it before. Neither of us has any propensity toward that sort of thing. But since she opened the door, why not? Even though it didn’t seem likely she’d actually remember saying it if I wanted to give it a try.

She did remember. We were doing low doggy off the side of the bed. “I’m going to give this a try.” And she knew what I was talking about. Right hand comes down on her right butt cheek. Whump. Not so effective. Like I said, I really don’t have a propensity for this sort of thing. Right hand comes down on her left butt cheek. A little better. Maybe. Not getting the proper smack though. “Try a little higher on my butt.” My hand whips down. Smack! There it is. Maybe I can get it again. Smack! I can. “I feel like such a porn star.” Smacking her ass cross-handed while I fuck her from behind. What am I gonna do next, pull out and thwap her with my cock? Feeling like a porn star is not a good thing.

“Is it doing anything for you?” “No.” “Maybe I’m not doing it hard enough.” “It’s hard enough.” “You want to know something?” “What?” “It’s not doing anything for me either.” Except making me feel like a dick.

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8 thoughts on “I feel like such a porn star

  1. I giggled at the end of this. Spanking doesn’t do it for me either…I think that’s why I laughed. We tried it out once, too. It surprised the hell outta me and I fell off the bed. I don’t know if my husband felt like a dick or a comedian. We were both laughing so hard…

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