It does

“That shirt is always distracting.” It’s because of the plethora of words on it, but I’m going to pretend it’s something else. “Yeah, this is the shirt I was wearing when a co-worker said I was looking buff. I can see how looking buff could be distracting.” I throw my chest out and suck it in down below. “If you can’t make your biceps bigger, make your shirt smaller. Hey, maybe that would work for your boobs!”

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5 thoughts on “It does

    • Are you trying to tell me that my shirt didn’t make my biceps bigger? It sure was a tight squeeze getting my head through the neck hole though.

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