According to my reading of an article in Psychology Today (how many people out there even knew I could read? Surprises abound. And since I’m hanging out in parentheses here, I’ll add that I typically don’t actually read this magazine or any other magazine unless I’m in a waiting room. Hey, parentheses are fun! I should use them more often. Ok, back to the regularly scheduled blog post . . .), I should have died out a long time ago. “Dozing off right after sex provides an evolutionary advantage to men: It shuts down the opportunity for a commitment conversation and increases their chances of reproducing with other mates.” I do not doze off right after sex. I used to go ride my bike for an hour or something. River weighs in: “They make that shit up and print it like it’s true. How can they validate that scientifically?” If anything, I think I have an evolutionary advantage with my penchant for morning and daytime sex, and avoiding the commitment conversation by going out for bike rides afterwards.